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I've not written on here for ages.

2008-04-15T19:08:00.002+01:00

That's probably because I don't have a very interesting life.

I'm writing a book!

2008-04-14T19:32:00.002+01:00

And for you, dear readers.....(Rosie and Hattz) I have created a special preview!

Here we go..... "ahem!" (rolls up sleeves and takes a deep breath...)

The Early Morning

The Tourmaline Circlet was revered as the sacred icon of Citlalia. Worn by the Princess Nakanadi, the Circlet bought hope to the people of Citalalia - it was a symbol of the great empire that Citlalia had once commanded, and of the golden, peaceful lives that the citizens had once enjoyed.
The Circlet, it was said, had been forged by the Elven folk at the dawn of time and had been hidden until such a time as it was needed. It was said that the Circlet could only be worn by those who were worthy of its power. Each person who wears the Circlet is granted a gift, a power unique to each individual that bears the Tourmaline Stone, set deep into the Circlet. It was fortold that one day, the Circlet would be left without a single bearer. On this day, the Stone should be removed and broken, before being distributed as the previous wearer wishes.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

Devmani awoke slowly, savouring the feel of the warm air gently caressing his cheeks. The air around him hummed with the familliar sound of birdsong. He carefully opened his eyes to see the smooth brown ceiling only inches above his face. Rolling onto his side, he looked across the room and into the dark brown eyes of his sister. He smiled. "Good morning!" He whispered softly. She smiled too. As she rolled out of bed and padded across the wooden floor, Adava looked back at her brother. He hadn't moved. He lay watching her as she brushed her long blonde hair back and secured it with an ornate silver clasp. She turned to look out of the window and sighed. "Another beautiful day."

* * * * * * * * * *

Please comment!

A xxx

We are the friggin Higher and we are from Las Vegas

2008-04-05T13:53:00.004+01:00

We are the Higher and we are from Las Vegas.
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We are the Higher and we are from Las Vegas.
We are the Higher and we are from Las Vegas.

Just in case nobody realised. xD

hi guys

2008-03-31T09:52:00.001+01:00

I have decided that, for charity, I will be talking and indeed writing like a "popular" person. Here we go...

heyy ma smexi baybeeeees i luv u all ur my smexical..............

ARRGH, I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!!

See you in intensive care.

Yo

2008-03-22T16:51:00.002Z

Hahaha been ages since anyone has posted on here...
Anyway..we are all off to our respective destinations...
1) Aimz- Whitemead (i think that's how you spell it..:S)
2) Hattz- Morocco
3) Me- Brighton

It really is because we're so cool (Y)

I got a free easter egg today...which is always nice.

Oh and to keep you all entertained....here is a letter I wrote to Hattz when I was doing *exam revision*...coughcough....

To Harriet,

See! I said I owuld write you a letter! Ha! I remembered! Loads of people are doing exams at the moment but some silly people are being noisy. The time is 10:35 - imagine that being said in a talking clock voice. How amazing would it be if your job was being the talking clock:

“And what do you do for a job?”

“~~I am God Almighty~~ I am the talking clock”

What a super conversation starter old bean. And a great retort; “YEAH? Well my mums the talking clock!”

Fabulous. Unbeatable, really. It’s actually quite warm in here. This is because Aimz’ dad complained to say it was unfair that we had to work in freezing cold. The Mighty Boosh is on tonight! I really want to go see it in Birmingham. We should go. It is 10:42. I’ve got one more exam to go. I’ve done quite a lot of revision for it so I hope it goes well. It is actually warm enough that my hands aren’t blocks of ice, but there are still icicles stick to my hand. I have cooking tonight. Yay! (Geek). And I may also write a post on the interweb. In between celebrating that my exams have finished by ingesting a large amount of choccy. And possibly seeing the Golden Compass, possibly.

Mrs Wilks has just come in. Looks like a spot of trouble. Ahh well. Oh and the invigilators aren’t happy as three candidates were caught cheating as they levitated to peer at other people’s answers. Not really. Well, maybe. It would be uber cool if they had. It is now 10:49. Time is ticking. You are in history at the moment. Check out mine and Sam’s newspaper - Buy One Cowboy, Get One Free. I heart Cowboys etc, etc, as Shakespeare used to say to my mum. That would also be cool. And funny. I hope you watch Ugly Betty tomorrow.

Oh, and Sam has created a dong about Snape: Snape’s a barbie girl, he just loves to twirl, it’s fantastic… and then my mind turns blank as to what is next of Samantha’s lyrical genius. Bless him. It is now 10:56. I’m wondering how long this will take you to read, my estimate is not very long. Maybe 4.27 minutes?

Harriet. Me you and Aimz should meet up to celebrate David Tennant’s appearance on Top Gear. I don’t care which house. You guys could come to mine. Yay! Rave! Woah, almost excess ise of exclamation marks there! Have to be careful.

Many people in this hall appear to be dead. Hmm, worrying. Lalalalalalalalalala, there’s no turning back, I’m working nine til five. Oh God! Why is that in my head? Grr. Very annoying. It is now 10:59. How exciting. Some people are actually revising. Shocking. I would like a hedgehog as a pet. Luke gave me the address of somebody who has them but the parentals aren’t too keen. I can see Aimz concentrating hard on her drama exam. People keep walking around and it’s really distracting. Hmph.

I have almost finished my Christmas cake. I just need to put the decorations on. Me and Robert were lazy & have gone for bells - minimal effort required. I have just found the clock is 3 minutes fast so all the times I have given you were wrong by three minutes. OK? Otherwise they ain’t worth diddly-squat, as Leonardo DaVinci used to say.

The time is now 11:12 id I take 3 minutes off that wretched clock. The invigilator came round and read your letter. I was worried she’d report me but she said nothing. Perhaps she thinks me a genius but I doubt it. SHE KEEPS WALKING PAST! It’s now 11:15. Hopefully it will be time to go soon. I’m watching the invigilator like a hawk on prozac. I’m convinced that she will report me and I will be behind bars for the rest of my life. Ahh! I want to be free and happy! Oh, God, she’s coming over. Got to go!

Bye!

Love you!

ROSIE

xxxxx

2008-03-11T20:11:00.003Z

Hello! I realised that it's been over a month since anyone last posted on here, so I thought I should give it a go. We HAVE been keeping up to date (ish) on our individual blogs, so THERE!

We had school photos today for our Yearbook (me and rosie) and we looked awful. My form was told to pretend to be Elephants, whilst Rosie's and other forms had to pretend to be animals like monkeys and tigers. How lame. I think the photographer must have had a screw loose.

I and many of my classmates have got into the institute of our choice for next year, which we are very happy about! :)

The winds have been battering England this past week, and I am well and truly sick of it. Everytime I open the car door, the frame is ripped out of my hands, or closes much harder than I mean it to. Hrm.... I hate the weather here.

I have a moderation for one of my exams on Monday and am getting very scared. At least our group is (sort of) prepared. Our moderator is called Mr Dicks. I mean - COME ON!! I hope his Christian name is not William......

Apparently there are talks about the introduction of a new national day in England to celebrate 'Britishness' (not my word). I quite like the sound of this. I'm not against people migrating here from other countries, but the way we've had to change our entire countries traditions, songs, sayings and behaviour is totally unorthadox. For example, we can't sing "Ba Ba Black Sheep", in case it offends coloured people. WTF???

However, at the moment this also includes an oath of allegience to Queen and country which is ridiculous. That bit may be scrapped, according to Government spokesmen. YAY!

I'm reading CHERUB in reverse order (almost). I read Dark Sun, then The Sleepwalker, then The Fall, and am now on Divine Madness. I know I've missed out Mad Dogs and Man Vs. Beast. I know.

I know.

I think I may join the government - perhaps become the Queen's first mate and Royal Canine Exerciser.... (sophisticated way of saying posh dog walker)

Au revoir!

A xxx

NORWAY!

2008-02-09T17:26:00.000Z

Am going to Norway tomorrow with Charlie and Aimée and am very excited. Anyway, me, Hattz and Aimz went to Pizza Hut for dinner last noght cause we've got a little tradition that at the end of evrery term or half-term we go get something to eat together. Sadly One-Pint-Pete wasn't there. I MEAN, WHAT DO WE PAY HIM FOR! Well we don't but anyway...

We all somehow got convinced that Mr Dalek was lurking around and when somebody knocked on the window, me and hattz nearly died thinking it was him. Twas however not. I couldn't sleep last night as I was convinved he was levitating outside my window. Too much pepsi, methinks.

And today, I've frantically been trying to get cwk done and get all my skiing stuff ready. i find it really funny, how me, Aimz and Charlies families get ready.

Aimz's family get ready about a week before
Charlie's family maybe get ready a day or two before
My family rush around at the twelfth hour getting everything ready. As I am typing this at 17:31, and were leaving in 12 hours time for LONDON!, we haven't packed. On the plus side I have got some new skiing goggles. I wanted some from this really cool skiing shop but it was CLOSED. So I got some from Blacks instead.

Anyway, I will love you and leave you.

xxxxx

oh. my. god.

2008-02-09T13:40:00.000Z

this boy is a totally freak. no offence to anyone, but he is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsom99Ds43U

another link is this one to the lyrics to 'I'm blue'. rosie sent me the song last night and now im obsessed with it!!!!

http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk/songs/eiffel-65/europop/blue-(da-ba-dee).php

i had dreams that mr b was outside my window all night and im now getting paranoid. this is because ro and hattie yesterday were convinced that he was watching us......

going to Norway tomorrow!!! Yay!! i can't wait!!

A xxx

"Ah Ah Ah Ah staying at home, staying at home..."

2008-02-08T11:42:00.000Z

As we're going to Norway on Sunday and we have lots of coursework, me and rosie have stayed off school today to do some coursework. We're talking together on MSN (about hwk obviously) and chat on the phone at break and lunch time. We are working to the school timetable regarding breaks and have been progressing quite well!
We've already been set the work for today, and as its the last day of term, its not going to do any harm.

We're meeting up with hattz later and are going to RAVE!!

I've finally downloaded the new messanger, and finally these things are starting to make sense!
I'm babbling, so i'm gonna go now.

Aur reviour mes aimés petites

A xxxx

P.S. the title is to be sung to the tune of 'Staying alive', with the dodgy hand movement included.

"My goal in life? To make other people unhappy"

2008-01-29T17:33:00.000Z

A speech by Lupina Crooper on the bitterness of Mr Dalek:

I don’t hate him. I pity him. Not for what he is now, but for what he will someday become. Because when that day comes, he will be old, and sitting in a bashed up chair in some retirement home. And, d’you know what? THEN he’ll be sorry. Because all his nastiness will have come back around and hit him in the face. He’ll be bitter, twisted and alone. And, well, guess what? NO-ONE will care. Isn’t that sad? I think it’s so sad. No-one should get dealt a hand like that in life, but that is what he has given himself. He’s on a mission, alright - not to make other people unhappy, but just himself.

It surely is a masterpiece.

What does "Oissmaigawdissuenicorn" mean?

I don't know either, but someone who goes by that name has left a really BITCHY comment on my blog.

So, as the Mafia, we need to make them an offer that they can't refuse, as it were. Hmm, I've got my revolver all ready in my violin case...

I have noticed

2008-01-28T19:54:00.000Z

Anyway. I haven't really noticed much over the last couple of days tbh I've been to busy procastinating.

Their's a plate next to me with only jam on it. Cause it slipped out of the Hot Jam Roll. I mean really! What on EARTH do I pay these people for?

Hattz is obsessed with becoming the moon, it's a bit disturbing but I will soldier on anyway, ignoring her weird habits.

Me and Aimz are considering leaving school. I mean, it's just too stressful and quite frankly I have enough pressure at school without Mr Dalek breathing down my neck. Or in this case Hattz's as he tried to give her a detention for not plugging in a Laptop.

The Rebel. I mean really...

Anyway, that's all thats occupying my brain today although I imagine I should be concentrating on my English speaking tomorrow.

But for Christssake, my O,M AND T button aren't working. I have to copy and paste those letters. How in God's name am I supposed to write about The Song Of the Old Mother.

Skillaty.

ding, dang, dooo

x

I just thought...

2008-01-27T15:38:00.000Z

If you are cool and read my other blog then you will know about the 'babes of 2008' thing I blogged about.

Well, I think we are the cool kids of 2008.

Blates.

You may infact say it is a fat-cat.

WOW!

2008-01-27T15:31:00.000Z

OMFG! lyk! w00t! OMG!??!?/1?!??!?

Yes. That was my chav impression for the day. Yes, I am available for Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Funerals etc.

Anyway, I went to Coventry today with my muzzer and well, I FOUND POLO'S IN A BAG!

WHAT A FIND! Their I was casually walking along, pretending not to know my muzzer as she had just spend about £15 buying lots of birdfood stuff (She may become a twitcher, I'm a bit scared) becuase she wants to attract more birds to the garden and then I saw a shop where they had POLOS in a bag.

And if you love the Mighty Boosh, you have to love polo's. It's a fact and everything.

Ooh er Missus, I just thought of a new word instead of fact, we should say...fat-cat!

Erm yesh. Genius.

I will hasten to leave before I think of new words and ways to embarass myself. I had to restrain myself from buying a Tardis model kit today.

Ahem.

xxxxxxxxx

Ireland

2008-01-26T00:02:00.000Z

Heya everyone!

It's midnight....and I'm still up! Yay! I'm in Cork (Ireland) with my family, and we're looking through old pictures which are kinda embarassing to say the least. It's like, "What was I WEARING????". We went to K.C.s, which sells all kindsa junk food, like burgers and kebabs and stuff. If we had them here, Jamie Oliver would have a head fit. I swear. It's AMAZING!

On other points, CONGRATULATIONS!!! to Hattz for gaining a merit certificate today! (I can't remember whether it was 100 or 200, but well done anyway!)

Am absoloutely wreaked now, so goodnight!!

A xxx

2008-01-24T21:51:00.000Z

Yeah and you know what? I KNOW she's not joking. Hattz, I feel very sorry for you.....I feel your literal pain.

I went to see the SG (old school) panto today. Twas quite good in a weird kinda way. The jokes were obviously lame, but ah well.

I left my phone at school. Idiot.

I saw pics of Hattz when she was at our old school! Adorable as GK in netball!!

My bro comes back from wales tomorrow. Never mind. Twas good while it lasted.

Thank god its nearly the weekend!!

A xxx

OK

2008-01-24T20:20:00.000Z

Here is how it goes:

I am a Cockney Bitch and also Don Carbonara.

Rosie is a Cockney Pimp and Don Tagliatele.

Aimee is a Cockney Ragamuffin from the streets of Kentish Town, and also runs the Triads.

Adam is a camp hairdresser called Isaac who is a general Mafia bitch and also may be dying of Plymouth Disease.

And... I wasn't at school today. I was savaged by a rabid cat.

The sad truth is that I am only half joking.

WTF??

2008-01-23T20:44:00.000Z

Just in case your wondering......Me Hattz and Ro decided today that whilst I was a cockney ragamuffin, and Hattz and Rosie were some other types of cockney sluts that i have forgotten. Adam was a gay hairdresser from London and he was called Isaac.

Damn right.

me and rosie wrote hattz a letter during choir which said something like: greetings.........I am the ruler of the mafia, your blates is not!

Ha ha gutted!!

And Aimz says that the triads will get you.

And the Taliban
And the senior prefects
And the lost boys
and the beatles
and the choir
and the daleks
and the mafia
and david's stalker
and Jack and Vera from Corrie

Yeah mate.

Moving on.

I'm going skiing during half term with rosie for a week. Me, my brother AND my dad all have to share ONE small suitcase. That INCLUDES ski jackets and the other bulky stuff. I need that much space for my OWN stuff, eg girly things like straighteners and make up and homework.

I am not ashamed to say that YES i will be a geek and do my coursework on holiday.

I hope everyone enjoyed my post on my own blog. I shall post the majority of it here, as it describes me quite well:

me!. tall. was once blond but am not anymore. sob. shortish hair now. sob. juggles. eragon. peter pan. stravaganza. inkheart. alex rider. wind in the willows. lyra. CHERUB. skiing. lapland. december. hattz. rosie. 134. xmas. chocolate. paranoia. rabbit. sleep. coursework. babysitting. pasta. reading. french. music. sing. dance. be merry. bike. scuba diving. swim. gymnastics. horseriding. teacher. doctor. dt. fittie. Aidan. drama. blue remembered hills. syg. oliver. little shop of horrors. barnum. still can't unicycle. 8 years later. ipod. soli house. cry. emma. smile. affirmation. sob. gcses. dolphin. Ireland. norway. witch. 0s and xs. NARNIA. susan. cadbury's magic elves. les misérables. hot callumn dance. camping. kayakking. wet feet. riverdance. ghd. stardust. 200 merits. thunderbirds. stingray. karate. Bebo. Justine. monty python. mop. S Club 7. Da Vinci Code. sarah. peer mentoring. pizza express. jabberwockey. fleeces. Eucharistic. DoE. Liverpool. masks. egypt. space. Enid Blyton. rings. WWII. Yr 6. St Gregs. Fete. stocks. Caveman. Lourdes. soup. pancakes. Stations. Cross. hot. Tara. Beatrix Potter. Harry. panto. Disney. Orlando. Sims. Shakespeare. Hamlet. Drayton Manor. Touchwood. prom. FRIENDS. E4. Shakeaways. DS lite. Series of Unfortunate Events. Power of 5. Godmother. Laura. manouk. max. cameron. sam. ashley. me.

A xxx

PS. I would S- Noel Fielding, M-David Tennant, and C-Richard Hammond.

U?

We're the Mafia.

2008-01-23T17:32:00.000Z

Yeah! I have actually got a revolver in a violin case.
Well, it's a water pistol actually, but shut up.

HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD! What the hell?
Aww he was really fit too.

Hmmph. If David or Noel ever died I would be aghast. I would wear all black, and be in a state of constant mourning.

Anyway, bye Mafia pals.

Details....Details

2008-01-22T20:10:00.000Z

Fine. It's actually his left hand.

Whatever.

I really hope I don't get sued for this. You know.....you start something off but after a bit you start to think "I may actually get killed for this".

Oh yeah, and I found a new game to play.

Shag, Cruise and Marry. Choose 3 people and choose which one you shag, which one you marry and which one you go on a cruise with. Me and hattz did it with Noel Fielding, David Tennant and Richard Hammond.

Hmm guess how that went!

ANDI PETERS. WHAT A LEG-END

2008-01-22T20:04:00.000Z

Andi with fellow Children's BBC hosts Toby Anstis, Philip Schofield and Andy Crane

Notice in this shot there's no animosity between Crane and Peters (something that would change in later years)

Ahem. Look at the tv host who is on the far left. And now where his right hand is. Ahem.

And poor Andi Peters...that's all I can say

Ooh Matron.

2008-01-22T17:27:00.000Z

Hello. I think I owe you dudes a post. So this is it.

I sincerely hope that Adam's Plymouth disease has not infected us. (Oo-er).

Saw Hot Calum t'other day, he was filming me. And the rest of the cast of Chicago, but still, I WAS ON THE FRONT ROW SO BASICALLY HE WAS JUST FILMING ME DOING THE DANCE TO "ALL THAT JAZZ".

So don't spoil it.

Jazz shoes really aren't that attractive. Whoever designed them should have given some thought to the fact that one day Hot Calum would talk to me when I was wearing them. Fantastic. My chances of marriage may be ruined now, all because of utilitarian shoes.

Bye dudes, duds and Hot Calums.

Hattie

2008-01-20T21:08:00.000Z

Be on the bus tomorrow. Me and Aimée have a tradition to discuss with you missus.

xxxxxx

MY TURN!

2008-01-20T13:37:00.000Z

Sorry, but that post was TOTALLY sick!

HOW??? could she have done that? bleugh!

anyway, I'm going to RF's tonight to discuss skiing. We're going to Norway in Feb, with our families and our friend CY, whose family is also going. Unfortunately, none of the mothers are going because they would probably make fools of themselves. like i'm going to.

Have i mentioned that the only skiing I've done is on a dry-ski slope made of rope?

Anyway....gtg now coz hwk is piling up again and I've got a bacon sarnie waiting!

A xx

Women Jailed For TESTICLE ATTACK

2008-01-20T11:24:00.000Z

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." (Oh really? I thought it was Terry Brandons....hadn't even noticed it was missing...)

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

I am in no way a violent person Pfft!

Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." (I wonder why...)

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand URGH!!! before the friend (What a great friend!)grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones (Their you go mate.....have your testicle back...). Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." Yeah okay! All of us 'non-violent' people go around pulling off testicles

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life." Well....yeah! You pulled off a testicle and put it in your MOUTH! Lots of mouthwash for you M'Dear......

Urgh. Urgh. Urgh.

Hi guys :)

2008-01-19T10:56:00.000Z

Hope your all fab. You all were when I saw you yesterday. You've probably heard about that BA plane that crashed at Heathrow and I'm really glad that everybody was safe and everything but I also find it really funny that it was actually the co-pilot that landed the plane under such difficult circumstances and his name is Mr Coward.

BAHAHAHA.

Oh and I was bored last night so I made that picture thing at the side but you can see it better on my blog.

xxxxxxxxx

Um.

2008-01-18T17:47:00.000Z

It is now Aimee's turn.

Yes, I know.

Oh dearie me

2008-01-14T18:20:00.001Z

I'm really really really really concerned.

"sex drugz ,rock n roll ,,,,,speed . weed n birth control ...shake ur arse. wear are thong ...time 2 party alnight long ....down a shot , drink alot ...ryde a guy u think is hot ...life is great sex is heaven ....we're the babes of "2008""

Dear God. This is what us good ole'teenagers have come too. It's actually quite depressing.

I guess I can't be a babe. I'm gutted. I can't be a 'babe of 2008', I'm going to have to tell my parents that they failed in the upbringing of me.

-I don't have sex
- I don't drink AT ALL (I actually hate the taste)
- I do like a bit of rock and roll though
- Nope. No weed. Unless it counts the one's you pull up in the garden. I don't think they do. GUTTED.
- No birth control
- No thongs
- No partying allnight long. Allthough on New Years Eve, me and Aimée decided to play Laserquest at like half twelve, cause we're er...cool ;)
- No drinking shots
- No drinking alcohol
- No 'ryding a guy who is hot'

I have clearly failed somewhere in my education. The government should be heckled on such matters.

IM FAILING.

Chicago!!

2008-01-14T17:14:00.000Z

Woo! chicago rehearsals started yesterday! I am HURTING from doing the splits in Cell Block Tango, and I have to speak HUNGARIAN:
HUNYAK (Spoken):
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják,hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltama rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? If we have any Hungarian readers (Rosie speaks Hungarian) please translate for me!

But I don't think anyone reads this thing anymore...

Um. I must take my leave as.... WOW, SHE IS A HUNGARIAN CHAV! LOOK: en itt!!!!!!

Wow, I like her a lot more now.
Toodles (damn it!)

2008-01-13T12:42:00.000Z

Exactly.

Somehow, having been back at school for only 4 days, I am already exhausted and have aquired a backlog of homework which I swear is grinning at me.

I wish I could just crawl back into my nice warm bed and hibernate until April.......

At least that way I'll miss most of my coursework deadlines.

By way of DT, apparently it has now been confirmed that he is dating Bethan Britton - a blonde tv assistant. He was also voted the sexiest man of 2007!!! wooo!

Also, check this out.....http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=7216563.

How freaky is that???

R and H, we NEED TO TALK.

Anyway I have to go dahlinks, as my homework is now sending me evils which are infuriating me, so I must go and sort it out.

Bye!

A xxx

Ahem

2008-01-13T12:24:00.000Z

Ahem.

School was not a barrelfull of laughs. Instead was a henious torture trap.

Quite.

Alriiight?

2008-01-07T17:22:00.000Z

Hey guys, school tomorrow. So that will, I'm sure, be a right ol' laugh for all involved.

Ahem. Yes.

So hopefully we can have a reunion rave on the bus, and annoy EVERYONE, and we can use our fave quote, courtesy of Emilie the Chav in the summer term of '07:

"WILL YOU STOP BEING SO BLOODY WEIRD!".

Some people are so very charming, aren't they.

You guys had better post, or I will send you to Coventry, or hold you in contempt of court, or whatever. Anyway. Toodles.

Damn. I promised myself I would never say that. Ah well, that's all my new years resolutions broken then.

Snow (Part 3)

2008-01-03T17:12:00.000Z

Unfortunately it did not snow as predicted and eagerly anticipated. However that is a good thing in my eyes. If it snows now, then that means that it will not snow next week, therefore not delaying our return to school.

Damn met office.

I went bowling today and had 4 games with my dad and brother. I won the last game! I came last in the other 3.

I am going to do 2 posts today, one which i was rudely interrupted in the other day, which I am going to finish now (meaning about 5 mins).

We are (hopefully) going to see St Trinian's tomorrow. I don't like Russel Brand. He let a live rat live in his hair for a month. It made a nest and poo-ed all over his head. The idiot didn't even wash his hair during that month for fear that the rat would drown. Eventually the poor thing died.
No wonder.

I have got to do some revision, eat, shower, and go babysitting now.........toodlepip!

mmmmmm........fruitpips*..................

A xxx

* see our individual blogs - about september/october/november time

Snow (part 2)

2008-01-02T20:37:00.000Z

T'will not snow tomorrow. It never does. I could probably compose a short poem about this. Or I could just swear my tits off.

I have just watched series 1 & 2 of the Mighty Boooooosh...

Yes mate. It is as cold as the arctic tundra. And I would like some soup, soup, a tasty soup... And Noel Fielding is hot. Very much so. Mm hot. Hot Calum hot? Oh baby.

Bye my darlinks.

SNOW!!

2008-01-02T13:16:00.000Z

we are predicted SNOW tomorrow!

yesss.

now is it actually going to appear?

probably not.,

hmmmmph.

Anyway guys we should all meet up soon?

yes?

Go see St.Trinian's and whatnot.

LOVE;ROSIE

bytheway; by tomorrow I mean Thursday, the third of JANUARY 2008!

Oi Missus!

2007-12-29T11:29:00.000Z

Hey dudettes, what's going on? It occurs to me that our blog is like a message forum where we can leave personal messages for eachother. So I just have this to say:

HOT CALUM IS HOT!

Mmmm, so very hot indeed. Hmmm.

And I also got a Wii for Crimbo. What larks, hey Pip?

Aimee, you must post indeed on your lovely random blog. Post. Do it now...

Is Rosie in London? Rosie? Are you in London? I have made a plan: We must all three get us a flat to share in London, and we would have lots of merry japes and tomfoolery. I have found a one-woman show called "Not stalking David Tennant".
Fair enough.

Bye people of the big fat world.

Female, over 5, wishes to speak to friends....

2007-12-28T16:17:00.000Z

heya......as you may be able to tell from the title, I miss Hattz and Ro! We are three lonely spirits, fighting to be together, yet fate is keeping us apart. what I mean is that we're lazy sods who can't be bothered to phone each other. lol. I'm gonna phone Hattz in a min.

I was watching Spy Kids 3 today and have decided that I wanna be a spy. Not like a ultra cool, don't careish spy like JB, more like one of the Spy Kids or Alex Rider. Speaking of Riders, I'd actually prefer to be a Dragon Rider like Eragon. How cool must it be to fly that fast? (I got the DVD for Crimbo, I adored the books).

Why do people persist on getting me handbags? WHEN do i carry a handbag? Or it's betty boop stuff. Now SHE is a tart.

Did anyone else get a satsuma in their stocking? I did, again.

I also got a kg of dairy milk!

gtg now, lol

luv ys,

A xxx

2007-12-28T09:02:00.000Z

Hi!
I miss Aimée and Harriet. Grrrr.

I'm going to LONDON today/ I put it in CAPITALS because it is the CAPITAL.

Yes......I haven't really had much sleep.

Kylie is a slag.

The Xmas special was really good and I have to admit that she is a good actress. But still.

I got a Nintendo Wii. I've already hit the lightbulb once.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Kylie is a slut.

2007-12-26T20:21:00.000Z

Did you watch the Doctor Who Christmas spesh on... Christmas? If so, you will know that Kylie's character Astrid Peth (what kind of a name is that?) was very slutty. Looksies:

DT: ... You should see me in the mornings.

Kylieslut: OK...

What a SLUT! Mind you, he did look a bit pleased. Grr. Heggo to my lovley Ro and Aimz. It has only been 5 days, but I miss you both. Please call me, I'm lonely.

For Christmas my lovely family gave me (among other things) Richard Hammond's book, and a David tennant calendar, which I believe somewhat pips Rosie's poster, don't you? And a top which I'm wearing now, which says "LEAVE ME ALONE". How apt.

I hope you had a gorgeous Crimbo. Have a great 2008.

I am running short on Myspazz friends. If you have Myspazz, find me. You know where to look: David Tennant and so on.
Bye.

it's xmas! russell brand presents arrive

2007-12-25T15:58:00.000Z

hello to all and a merry xmas!

yay i'm so happy it's finally here. I got quite alot of stuff but i'm quite pleased as I got a Nintendo Wii amongst and other stuff.

DAVID TENNANT IS ON YOUR TELLYBOX TONIGHT!

god he was fit on top gear. incidentally not a bad driver should I ever need a getaway driver.

don't ask why I would need one.

I had a really weird dream last night. My brother forgot his buspass and had to run home from school and I was the only person on the bus. Then their was ths flood and this scary person adopted me and then I was woken up and a stocking shoved in my face, ahh bliss.

Ahh i love xmas :) i get to see everyone I never see otherwise. My parents must think I have a really big crush on Russel Brand...that or they were getting desperate for presents for me. He is fittish but give me David any day!

Then again. R.B is funny.

Ooh decisions.

Yay! Nearly XMAS dinner- yummy. We've all been really difficult- I wanted turkey so we bought a turkey crown aswell as gammon and beef. Yum

We also have this weird tradition that everyone recieves another present at the table. Two years ago it was an iPod then last year a Red Letter Day-- Oooh I hope it's a good present this year- I've probably jinxed it now! DAD IF YOUR READING STOP NOW! (ooh look festive colours--- red and green!) Anyway I really like my dad's present- We've got him a voucher to have a family portrait of all us (yes...including him) which will be nice.

Anyway I'm going to watch RB.

Though David is still and will forever be fitter.

Amen to that.

LOVEAGE:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

though to be fair my friends proved themselves worthy by getting me a david tennant poster (SAM!)

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.....

2007-12-25T12:55:00.000Z

Merry Christmas to you all!! It's 12:55 pm on Christmas Day, and I thought I'd get my post over and done with before the interesting things start on TV. I got a new iPod and speakers!! I'm very happy, and my parents have given up hope of trying to get my attention with dinner or anything like that. They realised in advance that I would be unreachable all day, as I'm plugged in.

Lol

If anyone would like to leave a comment saying what they got, we really couldn't care less. Joke.
I also got a toothbrush (okaaaaaaay......no idea why, I've already got like 9...), an orange (obviously), chocolate (mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................), DVDs etc. Was up at half 8 today; not bad I suppose.

Can't wait for Doctor Who later! Nothing else matters, including Eastenders and Corrie; everyone knows what happens in them anyway (Look away now if you do not wish to know!) Fizz and Rosie get the wrong presents, so that's out of the bag, and Max and Stacy's kiss is revealed so that's out of the bag too. Convenient that they both are quite similar isn't it? And to be honest, we're all sick of those storylines anyway. They've been drawn out for FAR too long! (you can look again now!)

Anyway, I'm gonna go now, and play Catchphrase with the folks. Can you play it with headphones in??

Luv ys all

A xx

Lots of things to say.....lots of exclamations!!

2007-12-23T22:50:00.000Z

First things first......The play was fabulous!!!!! As I may have already said, I went to see Les Misérables in London yesterday, and it was AMAZING!!! The singing was brilliant, but mon frére was not at ALL interested in the play. He couldn't see the point of going to see it, and was really bored. He didn't even WATCH it! When I later asked him what he could remember about the performance he had literally JUST seen, he said 'Well, was it that the man helped that prostitute, and then helped her daughter in a war?' I ask you.
I give up.

Not that my brother is an uncultured yob. On the contrary; he knows quite a lot of Shakespeare, will happily sit down with the rest of my family to watch Planet Earth, and (unlike most other boys of his age) would rather sit down and read a book than throw stones at a wall. However, he has a weakness for computer games and chocolate. Yet he is VERY like me, and I love him. Even though he annoys me more than ANYTHING else in the world, I actually like my brother.

He just doesn't share my liking of musicals. Which, as my friend Emma puts it: "Well, DUH!!" She doesn't like musicals either. Which is strange, as she loves Grease and High School Musical. However, Emma is a little (no offence!) dumb when it comes to Americans. She thinks (honestly) that ALL American schools are like that. I give up trying to convice her otherwise.

I can't believe that it's Christmas Eve tomorrow. It doesn't feel like it. Which is strange, because I start singing carols in September! I've ordered my brother's present from Amazon, and it STILL hasn't arrived yet. It was meant to arrive yesterday at the latest. I'm gonna have to go into town tomorrow and buy something else if it doesn't turn up! That's going to be the first time ever that I've been Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve. I'm very disappointed.

I have to go to bed in a min, as I'm exhausted! On the way back from London last night, we got stuck in a big traffic jam. We watched 6 recovery veichiels (no idea how to spell that) speed past us, so it must have been a big crash. We didn't move an inch for over an hour! Me and the folkes were playing that game where u have a Post It on your head with a famous person's name on and you have to guess who u are. I won! We didn't get back till half 12 this morning!

Night!

A xxx

Alright geezer

2007-12-21T23:25:00.000Z

haha

tomight was funny.

It started with our mini-rave on the bus with heroes which i won (oh yes!) and in which we decided this year seven girl was cool (She really is!) and then we discovered she starred in the Golden Compass film (what good taste we have!)

Then progressed to Aimzees where we all used her GHD's and stuff...including me looking in her bin for money haha..

then to PIZZA HUT. We had this fecking awesome waiter who went "okay ladies and gents..time for...HOT.....COOKIE....DOUUGH!"
Aimz didn't want a pic with him but me and harriet did.

He also have us his email address- how fecking awesome! He's on Facebook and Myspace if your interested. He was wearing an elf hat and braces. I mean really, how more AWEsome CAN you get? Not much I'll tell you now.

Me and Sam got bored in french so we got out the xmas present i have her (paint your own power ranger- i got her the red one) and we started to paint it- we got a few strange looks i must say.

Cinema was good- we save the Y7 in it- she's cool. Their were these two really annoying girls in front of us who were really loud soI asked them to be quet- didn't really work but at the end Harriet told them they have TB- they were to stupid to understand what it is tbh.

All good in the hood- except I painted on my hand in french using the power ranger paint and now it won't come off- oh well. I like the colour green- that's okay!

Bye.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well hello there....

2007-12-20T21:32:00.000Z

Hi guys :)
I went Xmas shopping tonight and me and my mother bought stuff that quite frankly we probably don't need:
-1 top from H&m (but I'm wearing that tomorrow so I clearly do need it)
-3 bottles of Bucks Fizz (I don't even like the stuff that much but hey)
- 3 boxes of Turkish Delight (again as stated above)
- 1 Banana and Chocolate pankcake (which was delicious thank you very much)

and oodles more which I can't be bothered to state in a factual manner.

OoohLaLaLa

Anyway back to the blogual business

Sam was ill today :( sadly no air-mandalin in the music room today without her

Hmmmmph.

I have got Aimz and Harriet and me an AMAZING present to share!

Seriously. It's AMAZING.

Its a Doctor Who chocolate Board Game from M&S and it has his face on it.

How Very AWESOME!

I'll show it them on the bus tomorrow :)

And we got a Deal or No Deal one AND (wait for it) and X-Factor one

Pffft.

DT
DT
DT
DT
DT
DT

(and i've finished my frenchual coursework)

(thank the lord)

bye my lovelies
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey Dudes

2007-12-18T21:07:00.000Z

Yes, we are making a play to post on youtube. Here it is so far (I think):

The stage is set in Scotland, in the creepy gothic mansion that is home to Sophia Myles and her boyfriend David Tennant. Enter Narrator.

Narrator (Aimz): Here is David, loveable, yet dim. He is from David Tennant Land (also known as Scotland. For some unknown reason he has an Irish accent.

Enter David

David (Rosieface): Top o' the mornin' to ye! Does the Dalek dance.

Narrator: Here is Sophia Myles; a chav.

Enter Sophia

Sophia: Alrigh' mate, is it coz I is a chav, ennit?

Scene 2

David: Fancy some garlic bread love?

Sophia: Get that sh*t away from me!

David: Let's have a photo in front of this large mirror...

Sophia: Nah mate, I isn't lovin' them bright lights and mirrors ennit?

David: Want to take a bath my dearest?...

Sophia: No way mate, I ain't going near no water!

Narrator: This can only mean one thing... SOPHIA MYLES IS A VAMPIRE!

Scary Music plays.

Scene 3

Sophia: (In a Transylvanian accent) Ah yes, I am Countess Von Sophia, vampire and wanton sex godess.

Narrator: In yer dreams, love.

Sophia: Now, David, I am going to suck your bloooooooodd!.......

Just in time, the narrator leaps in front of David, sacrificing her own life.

Sophia screams in rage. Sophia and David have a duel. David slays Sophia,

but not before she has mortally wounded him.

Sophia: Hssss! I'm melting, I'm melting...

David (heroically, through the pain) I have slain the vampire, I can now die in peace.

The whole cast rises from the dead and starts to sing the SOUP SONG.

Curtain falls.

Isn't it great? I think we should also finish with the Hot Calum dance.It would be amazing. I'm going to bed now. Night night.

well hello there :)

2007-12-18T17:44:00.000Z

alright

HaHaHaHaHaHA

Today was so funny! As Aimz has explained, their was about eleven year 11 girls (haha) sitting on a raised platform on the stage. It's a frame in a square and you put a piece of wood on the top and it's a raised stage. Wheeey! And all the chairs are very stupidly connected together (how stupid can you get?) and the chairs were all dangerously near the back. Behind us were just the frames with no wood in so Gemma sat back down to quickly and basically the next thing I knew was all the year 11 girls with their legs in the air on their backs. It was silent for about ten seconds and then EVERYBODY started laughing! It was funny. Unfortunately (of fortunately depending who you are) it's compulsory to wear a skirt. A FRIGGING SKIRT! However today.....I wore my super thick black tights so I still have my dignity.

Ohhhh yesh!

Me, Hattie & Aimz have decided on the subject of our film on Friday...David Tennant and Sophia Myles (who is a vampire). David is lovable but dim (you would have to be to go out with her...OUCH!) and Sophia is a vampire but................theirs a twist.

Naturally.

Au'revoir people.

xxxxxx

You just gotta laugh...

2007-12-18T17:42:00.000Z

Before you read ANY further, and I mean ANY further, read my latest post on my other blog. That's Aimz's. Go. Now! Then come back. No further than HERE!

So. Did you listen to me? If not, GO NOW!!!

NOW!!

Anyway that 'event' was soooo funny!!! I was p****** myself!!!!!!
lol (wipes tears of mirth away from eyes)

Hattz and Rosie and I are going to make a film. I'm the narrator! I DIE! heh heh. Oh no! If I spoiled it, I'm sorry.
I'm going to do my lines in a min! hehe!

I can't wait till Friday! Woo!

Daelek!

I suggested that my form do a dressing up day to raise money for our advent charity, but I was shouted down. Damn them!

I've got to do a reading in the Carol Service....boring. I'm not even nervous yet! I will be like 2 minutes before I have to read it tho!

lol

David Tennant rocks my socks!

I have a poll on my single blog, so if you wish to vote, please do!!

I've got Drama coursework to do now, so toodlepip!!

luv ys all!

A xxx

Electronic Spazzface (Rosie) is here...fear no longer

2007-12-17T19:38:00.000Z

Hi I'm Rosie (I just spelt my own name wrong how spazzy)

and I've been forced to write in Italics which I despair of so instead....

I will be writing in BOLD GREEN ARIAL

how fabulous.

Anyway I hang around with those 2 geeks down there and i adore them..even if I do call them people of the land and simple village folk....nicely though :)

We're *hopefully* going to Pizza Hut and the cinema on friday for pizza and a film with a golden compass in. How fab

anyway i'm going to write a list of words to describe me:

rosie.5-teen.brownhair.david tennant is hot.zac efron is not.reading books.getting mixedup.i own a glow in the dark watch -how fecking cool.photography.the MIGHTY BOOSH.noel fielding.russel brand AND richard hammond could be considered fit.top gear watcher.peniston fuel and larsen biscuits*gotta loveit*.scrubs. bumming ginger hair.+sam=].reading the guardian.hot chocolate.curly haired.waiterrant + thesneeze.com.adding dot-com to things makes it funny :).my iPod. geeks. dorks. nerds. the tree brain. bbc news. hanging out. aimzee and harriet- the two coolest geeks alive =) me..naturally :] ). sparkly stuff. fairyfloss. english. correct spelling. geek and a half (www.adorkable-geek.blogspot.com). my besties. soli house. books. converses in several different colours. singing. choir. the 134. the memories of it. nadir (haha hattie). singing into annoying karen and jess' ears and looking really innocent when they scowl at us. pirates. ireland. cowboys and ninjas. harry potter. daniel radcliffe is a bit fit. robin hood (gisborne <3). id="__firefox-findbar-search-id" style="padding: 0pt; background-color: yellow; color: black; display: inline; font-size: inherit;">. unorganised. well isn't that just adorable. goodbye my darlings. xxxx OH my god. i'm not allowed to have exclamtion marks. how VERY ANNOYING. i shall organise a comittee of people to fight against the injustice of it. pffft.

Today, Creation! Tomorrow, the WORLD!!! hahahaha!

2007-12-17T18:54:00.000Z

As today is a mementous day, what with all three of the main bloggers submitting work, I decided to have some soup for tea! If you have not yet explored the subtulties of our other blogs, you will not know ther glories of the 'soup song'. (woe betide you if within 3 days of this moment you are still ignorant of it's joys!)

Anyway, today we three had a discussion about what to do on friday after school (its the end of term) so we're coming to mine (rave,) then to pizza hut (double raver,) then to the cinema (top of the tellybox coolio!) (Where are these phrases coming from??)

Thank god mocks are over! I got quite a good maths grade (A and A*) but iv no idea how i got them. Ah well. Im not complaining!

I got a CADBURY's selection box today too, and, like Rosie, I've only got a Crunchie left. Ah well. I'll be fat when i grown up, i know i will. DONT SAY A WORD ROSIE OR HATTZ, I'M NOT ANNOREXIC!!!

My dad's mates daughter died from annorexia. i knew her and she was really nice. That's one of the reasons that i don't like people saying that I am.

Anyway, gotta go now, soup calls!

Hi from Hattz!

2007-12-17T18:32:00.000Z

Aimee had a chance to say howdy, so I felt left out.
About me: I like things from David Tennant Land (also known as Scotland, but don't spoil it), and I quite like elves too.
Rosie and Aimee are like my bestest pals ever even though they are leaving me ALL ALONE on the bus next term to go to greener pastures, shall we say. Oh, and today I made a nutcracker in Design Tech. Does anyone want to buy a nutcracker? I'll start bidding at a tenner, just for you, and all proceeds will go to my David Tennant charity. It pays for my make-up and conditioner so's I will look beautiful for him. So it's all for a good cause really.For the record (that's my catchphrase) all my other blogs are on Wordpress, so bear with me.
Also, I really like Les Mis, I was in a choral version of it a little while ago and The Gang (me, Ro, Aim...) like to sing it on the bus. Well, Aimee sings because she has the voice of a baby angel. Me and Rosie just hum.I believe that if you add .com onto the end of anything it instantly becomes funny .com. See? I bet that made you laugh on the inside at least...
Apart from David Tennant we have many worrying obsessions, including Richard Hammond (small but perfectly formed) Noel Fielding (Vince Noir from the Mighty Boosh) and Hot Calum (a personal fave of mine - a gorgeous boy who once actually TALKED to me).
Goodnight my pals. I expect someone will be along to post later.Night night. I love you all so very much.
P.S. To avoid confusion I will always write in bold. To avoid even more confusion I propose that Rosie always writes in italics. We'll think about it.

Hi!

2007-12-16T20:59:00.000Z

Hi! I'm Aimz, posting for the first time on our new blog! Me, Rosie and Hattz will be keeping you lucky people amused with our combined efforts at humour. lol.

Me and Rosie met many years ago in Reception. We're still friends. Hattz is in my brother's year, but acts much older and mature, so we keep forgetting that she's not our age. So what??
We all travel on the same bus (not for long! sob!) and have a right laugh whenever we're together! Mostly we only have about 1 hour 1/2 a week together, but we have a good time!

Anyway, just so you know the rules:
1) no DISSING DT (David Tennant - God, ruler, fittie, hottie, supreme king, etc.)
2) no other names, locations, ages or other details shall be revealed
3) nobody shall 'forget' to post for more than a month unless they have major exams or broken bones.

That's the unpleasantness outta the way! good good!

It's nearly christmas!! Woo!!!

I am going to tell Hattz and Rosie that this blog is up and running, so they should 'probably' post in the next 24 hours. Else I shall kill them. Kk, am off to bake some cookies now!!

Bye!!