WOW!

OMFG! lyk! w00t! OMG!??!?/1?!??!?

Yes. That was my chav impression for the day. Yes, I am available for Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Funerals etc.

Anyway, I went to Coventry today with my muzzer and well, I FOUND POLO'S IN A BAG!

WHAT A FIND! Their I was casually walking along, pretending not to know my muzzer as she had just spend about £15 buying lots of birdfood stuff (She may become a twitcher, I'm a bit scared) becuase she wants to attract more birds to the garden and then I saw a shop where they had POLOS in a bag.

And if you love the Mighty Boosh, you have to love polo's. It's a fact and everything.


Ooh er Missus, I just thought of a new word instead of fact, we should say...fat-cat!

Erm yesh. Genius.

I will hasten to leave before I think of new words and ways to embarass myself. I had to restrain myself from buying a Tardis model kit today.


Ahem.


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WTF??

Just in case your wondering......Me Hattz and Ro decided today that whilst I was a cockney ragamuffin, and Hattz and Rosie were some other types of cockney sluts that i have forgotten. Adam was a gay hairdresser from London and he was called Isaac.

Damn right.

me and rosie wrote hattz a letter during choir which said something like: greetings.........I am the ruler of the mafia, your blates is not!

Ha ha gutted!!

And Aimz says that the triads will get you.

And the Taliban
And the senior prefects
And the lost boys
and the beatles
and the choir
and the daleks
and the mafia
and david's stalker
and Jack and Vera from Corrie

Yeah mate.

Moving on.



I'm going skiing during half term with rosie for a week. Me, my brother AND my dad all have to share ONE small suitcase. That INCLUDES ski jackets and the other bulky stuff. I need that much space for my OWN stuff, eg girly things like straighteners and make up and homework.

I am not ashamed to say that YES i will be a geek and do my coursework on holiday.

I hope everyone enjoyed my post on my own blog. I shall post the majority of it here, as it describes me quite well:





me!. tall. was once blond but am not anymore. sob. shortish hair now. sob. juggles. eragon. peter pan. stravaganza. inkheart. alex rider. wind in the willows. lyra. CHERUB. skiing. lapland. december. hattz. rosie. 134. xmas. chocolate. paranoia. rabbit. sleep. coursework. babysitting. pasta. reading. french. music. sing. dance. be merry. bike. scuba diving. swim. gymnastics. horseriding. teacher. doctor. dt. fittie. Aidan. drama. blue remembered hills. syg. oliver. little shop of horrors. barnum. still can't unicycle. 8 years later. ipod. soli house. cry. emma. smile. affirmation. sob. gcses. dolphin. Ireland. norway. witch. 0s and xs. NARNIA. susan. cadbury's magic elves. les misérables. hot callumn dance. camping. kayakking. wet feet. riverdance. ghd. stardust. 200 merits. thunderbirds. stingray. karate. Bebo. Justine. monty python. mop. S Club 7. Da Vinci Code. sarah. peer mentoring. pizza express. jabberwockey. fleeces. Eucharistic. DoE. Liverpool. masks. egypt. space. Enid Blyton. rings. WWII. Yr 6. St Gregs. Fete. stocks. Caveman. Lourdes. soup. pancakes. Stations. Cross. hot. Tara. Beatrix Potter. Harry. panto. Disney. Orlando. Sims. Shakespeare. Hamlet. Drayton Manor. Touchwood. prom. FRIENDS. E4. Shakeaways. DS lite. Series of Unfortunate Events. Power of 5. Godmother. Laura. manouk. max. cameron. sam. ashley. me.






A xxx

PS. I would S- Noel Fielding, M-David Tennant, and C-Richard Hammond.

U?

Electronic Spazzface (Rosie) is here...fear no longer

Hi I'm Rosie (I just spelt my own name wrong how spazzy)

and I've been forced to write in Italics which I despair of so instead....

I will be writing in BOLD GREEN ARIAL


how fabulous.

Anyway I hang around with those 2 geeks down there and i adore them..even if I do call them people of the land and simple village folk....nicely though :)


We're *hopefully* going to Pizza Hut and the cinema on friday for pizza and a film with a golden compass in. How fab


anyway i'm going to write a list of words to describe me:

rosie.5-teen.brownhair.david tennant is hot.zac efron is not.reading books.getting mixedup.i own a glow in the dark watch -how fecking cool.photography.the MIGHTY BOOSH.noel fielding.russel brand AND richard hammond could be considered fit.top gear watcher.peniston fuel and larsen biscuits*gotta loveit*.scrubs. bumming ginger hair.+sam=].reading the guardian.hot chocolate.curly haired.waiterrant + thesneeze.com.adding dot-com to things makes it funny :).my iPod. geeks. dorks. nerds. the tree brain. bbc news. hanging out. aimzee and harriet- the two coolest geeks alive =) me..naturally :] ). sparkly stuff. fairyfloss. english. correct spelling. geek and a half (www.adorkable-geek.blogspot.com). my besties. soli house. books. converses in several different colours. singing. choir. the 134. the memories of it. nadir (haha hattie). singing into annoying karen and jess' ears and looking really innocent when they scowl at us. pirates. ireland. cowboys and ninjas. harry potter. daniel radcliffe is a bit fit. robin hood (gisborne <3). id="__firefox-findbar-search-id" style="padding: 0pt; background-color: yellow; color: black; display: inline; font-size: inherit;">. unorganised. well isn't that just adorable. goodbye my darlings. xxxx OH my god. i'm not allowed to have exclamtion marks. how VERY ANNOYING. i shall organise a comittee of people to fight against the injustice of it. pffft.