Snow (part 2)

T'will not snow tomorrow. It never does. I could probably compose a short poem about this. Or I could just swear my tits off.

I have just watched series 1 & 2 of the Mighty Boooooosh...

Yes mate. It is as cold as the arctic tundra. And I would like some soup, soup, a tasty soup... And Noel Fielding is hot. Very much so. Mm hot. Hot Calum hot? Oh baby.

Bye my darlinks.

Hey Dudes

Yes, we are making a play to post on youtube. Here it is so far (I think):

The stage is set in Scotland, in the creepy gothic mansion that is home to Sophia Myles and her boyfriend David Tennant. Enter Narrator.

Narrator (Aimz): Here is David, loveable, yet dim. He is from David Tennant Land (also known as Scotland. For some unknown reason he has an Irish accent.

Enter David

David (Rosieface): Top o' the mornin' to ye! Does the Dalek dance.

Narrator: Here is Sophia Myles; a chav.

Enter Sophia

Sophia: Alrigh' mate, is it coz I is a chav, ennit?

Scene 2

David: Fancy some garlic bread love?

Sophia: Get that sh*t away from me!

David: Let's have a photo in front of this large mirror...

Sophia: Nah mate, I isn't lovin' them bright lights and mirrors ennit?

David: Want to take a bath my dearest?...

Sophia: No way mate, I ain't going near no water!

Narrator: This can only mean one thing... SOPHIA MYLES IS A VAMPIRE!

Scary Music plays.

Scene 3

Sophia: (In a Transylvanian accent) Ah yes, I am Countess Von Sophia, vampire and wanton sex godess.

Narrator: In yer dreams, love.

Sophia: Now, David, I am going to suck your bloooooooodd!.......

Just in time, the narrator leaps in front of David, sacrificing her own life.

Sophia screams in rage. Sophia and David have a duel. David slays Sophia,

but not before she has mortally wounded him.

Sophia: Hssss! I'm melting, I'm melting...

David (heroically, through the pain) I have slain the vampire, I can now die in peace.

The whole cast rises from the dead and starts to sing the SOUP SONG.

Curtain falls.

Isn't it great? I think we should also finish with the Hot Calum dance.It would be amazing. I'm going to bed now. Night night.