hi guys

I have decided that, for charity, I will be talking and indeed writing like a "popular" person. Here we go...


heyy ma smexi baybeeeees i luv u all ur my smexical..............



ARRGH, I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!!

See you in intensive care.

Oh dearie me

I'm really really really really concerned.

"sex drugz ,rock n roll ,,,,,speed . weed n birth control ...shake ur arse. wear are thong ...time 2 party alnight long ....down a shot , drink alot ...ryde a guy u think is hot ...life is great sex is heaven ....we're the babes of "2008""

Dear God. This is what us good ole'teenagers have come too. It's actually quite depressing.

I guess I can't be a babe. I'm gutted. I can't be a 'babe of 2008', I'm going to have to tell my parents that they failed in the upbringing of me.

-I don't have sex
- I don't drink AT ALL (I actually hate the taste)
- I do like a bit of rock and roll though
- Nope. No weed. Unless it counts the one's you pull up in the garden. I don't think they do. GUTTED.
- No birth control
- No thongs
- No partying allnight long. Allthough on New Years Eve, me and Aimée decided to play Laserquest at like half twelve, cause we're er...cool ;)
- No drinking shots
- No drinking alcohol
- No 'ryding a guy who is hot'

I have clearly failed somewhere in my education. The government should be heckled on such matters.

IM FAILING.