WOW!

OMFG! lyk! w00t! OMG!??!?/1?!??!?

Yes. That was my chav impression for the day. Yes, I am available for Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Funerals etc.

Anyway, I went to Coventry today with my muzzer and well, I FOUND POLO'S IN A BAG!

WHAT A FIND! Their I was casually walking along, pretending not to know my muzzer as she had just spend about £15 buying lots of birdfood stuff (She may become a twitcher, I'm a bit scared) becuase she wants to attract more birds to the garden and then I saw a shop where they had POLOS in a bag.

And if you love the Mighty Boosh, you have to love polo's. It's a fact and everything.


Ooh er Missus, I just thought of a new word instead of fact, we should say...fat-cat!

Erm yesh. Genius.

I will hasten to leave before I think of new words and ways to embarass myself. I had to restrain myself from buying a Tardis model kit today.


Ahem.


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Snow (part 2)

T'will not snow tomorrow. It never does. I could probably compose a short poem about this. Or I could just swear my tits off.

I have just watched series 1 & 2 of the Mighty Boooooosh...

Yes mate. It is as cold as the arctic tundra. And I would like some soup, soup, a tasty soup... And Noel Fielding is hot. Very much so. Mm hot. Hot Calum hot? Oh baby.

Bye my darlinks.