Ooh Matron.

Hello. I think I owe you dudes a post. So this is it.

I sincerely hope that Adam's Plymouth disease has not infected us. (Oo-er).

Saw Hot Calum t'other day, he was filming me. And the rest of the cast of Chicago, but still, I WAS ON THE FRONT ROW SO BASICALLY HE WAS JUST FILMING ME DOING THE DANCE TO "ALL THAT JAZZ".

So don't spoil it.

Jazz shoes really aren't that attractive. Whoever designed them should have given some thought to the fact that one day Hot Calum would talk to me when I was wearing them. Fantastic. My chances of marriage may be ruined now, all because of utilitarian shoes.

Bye dudes, duds and Hot Calums.

Snow (part 2)

T'will not snow tomorrow. It never does. I could probably compose a short poem about this. Or I could just swear my tits off.

I have just watched series 1 & 2 of the Mighty Boooooosh...

Yes mate. It is as cold as the arctic tundra. And I would like some soup, soup, a tasty soup... And Noel Fielding is hot. Very much so. Mm hot. Hot Calum hot? Oh baby.

Bye my darlinks.

Oi Missus!

Hey dudettes, what's going on? It occurs to me that our blog is like a message forum where we can leave personal messages for eachother. So I just have this to say:

HOT CALUM IS HOT!

Mmmm, so very hot indeed. Hmmm.

And I also got a Wii for Crimbo. What larks, hey Pip?

Aimee, you must post indeed on your lovely random blog. Post. Do it now...

Is Rosie in London? Rosie? Are you in London? I have made a plan: We must all three get us a flat to share in London, and we would have lots of merry japes and tomfoolery. I have found a one-woman show called "Not stalking David Tennant".
Fair enough.

Bye people of the big fat world.

Hey Dudes

Yes, we are making a play to post on youtube. Here it is so far (I think):

The stage is set in Scotland, in the creepy gothic mansion that is home to Sophia Myles and her boyfriend David Tennant. Enter Narrator.

Narrator (Aimz): Here is David, loveable, yet dim. He is from David Tennant Land (also known as Scotland. For some unknown reason he has an Irish accent.

Enter David

David (Rosieface): Top o' the mornin' to ye! Does the Dalek dance.

Narrator: Here is Sophia Myles; a chav.

Enter Sophia

Sophia: Alrigh' mate, is it coz I is a chav, ennit?

Scene 2

David: Fancy some garlic bread love?

Sophia: Get that sh*t away from me!

David: Let's have a photo in front of this large mirror...

Sophia: Nah mate, I isn't lovin' them bright lights and mirrors ennit?

David: Want to take a bath my dearest?...

Sophia: No way mate, I ain't going near no water!

Narrator: This can only mean one thing... SOPHIA MYLES IS A VAMPIRE!

Scary Music plays.

Scene 3

Sophia: (In a Transylvanian accent) Ah yes, I am Countess Von Sophia, vampire and wanton sex godess.

Narrator: In yer dreams, love.

Sophia: Now, David, I am going to suck your bloooooooodd!.......

Just in time, the narrator leaps in front of David, sacrificing her own life.

Sophia screams in rage. Sophia and David have a duel. David slays Sophia,

but not before she has mortally wounded him.

Sophia: Hssss! I'm melting, I'm melting...

David (heroically, through the pain) I have slain the vampire, I can now die in peace.

The whole cast rises from the dead and starts to sing the SOUP SONG.

Curtain falls.

Isn't it great? I think we should also finish with the Hot Calum dance.It would be amazing. I'm going to bed now. Night night.

Hi from Hattz!

Aimee had a chance to say howdy, so I felt left out.
About me: I like things from David Tennant Land (also known as Scotland, but don't spoil it), and I quite like elves too.
Rosie and Aimee are like my bestest pals ever even though they are leaving me ALL ALONE on the bus next term to go to greener pastures, shall we say. Oh, and today I made a nutcracker in Design Tech. Does anyone want to buy a nutcracker? I'll start bidding at a tenner, just for you, and all proceeds will go to my David Tennant charity. It pays for my make-up and conditioner so's I will look beautiful for him. So it's all for a good cause really.For the record (that's my catchphrase) all my other blogs are on Wordpress, so bear with me.
Also, I really like Les Mis, I was in a choral version of it a little while ago and The Gang (me, Ro, Aim...) like to sing it on the bus. Well, Aimee sings because she has the voice of a baby angel. Me and Rosie just hum.I believe that if you add .com onto the end of anything it instantly becomes funny .com. See? I bet that made you laugh on the inside at least...
Apart from David Tennant we have many worrying obsessions, including Richard Hammond (small but perfectly formed) Noel Fielding (Vince Noir from the Mighty Boosh) and Hot Calum (a personal fave of mine - a gorgeous boy who once actually TALKED to me).
Goodnight my pals. I expect someone will be along to post later.Night night. I love you all so very much.
P.S. To avoid confusion I will always write in bold. To avoid even more confusion I propose that Rosie always writes in italics. We'll think about it.