Tuesday, 18 December 2007

Hey Dudes

Yes, we are making a play to post on youtube. Here it is so far (I think):

The stage is set in Scotland, in the creepy gothic mansion that is home to Sophia Myles and her boyfriend David Tennant. Enter Narrator.

Narrator (Aimz): Here is David, loveable, yet dim. He is from David Tennant Land (also known as Scotland. For some unknown reason he has an Irish accent.

Enter David

David (Rosieface): Top o' the mornin' to ye! Does the Dalek dance.

Narrator: Here is Sophia Myles; a chav.
Enter Sophia

Sophia: Alrigh' mate, is it coz I is a chav, ennit?

Scene 2
David: Fancy some garlic bread love?
Sophia: Get that sh*t away from me!
David: Let's have a photo in front of this large mirror...
Sophia: Nah mate, I isn't lovin' them bright lights and mirrors ennit?
David: Want to take a bath my dearest?...
Sophia: No way mate, I ain't going near no water!
Narrator: This can only mean one thing... SOPHIA MYLES IS A VAMPIRE!
Scary Music plays.
Scene 3
Sophia: (In a Transylvanian accent) Ah yes, I am Countess Von Sophia, vampire and wanton sex godess.
Narrator: In yer dreams, love.
Sophia: Now, David, I am going to suck your bloooooooodd!.......
Just in time, the narrator leaps in front of David, sacrificing her own life.
Sophia screams in rage. Sophia and David have a duel. David slays Sophia,
but not before she has mortally wounded him.
Sophia: Hssss! I'm melting, I'm melting...
David (heroically, through the pain) I have slain the vampire, I can now die in peace.
The whole cast rises from the dead and starts to sing the SOUP SONG.
Curtain falls.
Isn't it great? I think we should also finish with the Hot Calum dance.It would be amazing. I'm going to bed now. Night night.

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