I've not written on here for ages.

That's probably because I don't have a very interesting life.

I'm writing a book!

And for you, dear readers.....(Rosie and Hattz) I have created a special preview!

Here we go..... "ahem!" (rolls up sleeves and takes a deep breath...)

The Early Morning

The Tourmaline Circlet was revered as the sacred icon of Citlalia. Worn by the Princess Nakanadi, the Circlet bought hope to the people of Citalalia - it was a symbol of the great empire that Citlalia had once commanded, and of the golden, peaceful lives that the citizens had once enjoyed.
The Circlet, it was said, had been forged by the Elven folk at the dawn of time and had been hidden until such a time as it was needed. It was said that the Circlet could only be worn by those who were worthy of its power. Each person who wears the Circlet is granted a gift, a power unique to each individual that bears the Tourmaline Stone, set deep into the Circlet. It was fortold that one day, the Circlet would be left without a single bearer. On this day, the Stone should be removed and broken, before being distributed as the previous wearer wishes.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

Devmani awoke slowly, savouring the feel of the warm air gently caressing his cheeks. The air around him hummed with the familliar sound of birdsong. He carefully opened his eyes to see the smooth brown ceiling only inches above his face. Rolling onto his side, he looked across the room and into the dark brown eyes of his sister. He smiled. "Good morning!" He whispered softly. She smiled too. As she rolled out of bed and padded across the wooden floor, Adava looked back at her brother. He hadn't moved. He lay watching her as she brushed her long blonde hair back and secured it with an ornate silver clasp. She turned to look out of the window and sighed. "Another beautiful day."

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Please comment!

A xxx

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Just in case nobody realised. xD

hi guys

I have decided that, for charity, I will be talking and indeed writing like a "popular" person. Here we go...


heyy ma smexi baybeeeees i luv u all ur my smexical..............



ARRGH, I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!!

See you in intensive care.

Yo

Hahaha been ages since anyone has posted on here...
Anyway..we are all off to our respective destinations...
1) Aimz- Whitemead (i think that's how you spell it..:S)
2) Hattz- Morocco
3) Me- Brighton

It really is because we're so cool (Y)

I got a free easter egg today...which is always nice.

Oh and to keep you all entertained....here is a letter I wrote to Hattz when I was doing *exam revision*...coughcough....

To Harriet,

See! I said I owuld write you a letter! Ha! I remembered! Loads of people are doing exams at the moment but some silly people are being noisy. The time is 10:35 - imagine that being said in a talking clock voice. How amazing would it be if your job was being the talking clock:

“And what do you do for a job?”

“I am God Almighty I am the talking clock”

What a super conversation starter old bean. And a great retort; “YEAH? Well my mums the talking clock!”

Fabulous. Unbeatable, really. It’s actually quite warm in here. This is because Aimz’ dad complained to say it was unfair that we had to work in freezing cold. The Mighty Boosh is on tonight! I really want to go see it in Birmingham. We should go. It is 10:42. I’ve got one more exam to go. I’ve done quite a lot of revision for it so I hope it goes well. It is actually warm enough that my hands aren’t blocks of ice, but there are still icicles stick to my hand. I have cooking tonight. Yay! (Geek). And I may also write a post on the interweb. In between celebrating that my exams have finished by ingesting a large amount of choccy. And possibly seeing the Golden Compass, possibly.

Mrs Wilks has just come in. Looks like a spot of trouble. Ahh well. Oh and the invigilators aren’t happy as three candidates were caught cheating as they levitated to peer at other people’s answers. Not really. Well, maybe. It would be uber cool if they had. It is now 10:49. Time is ticking. You are in history at the moment. Check out mine and Sam’s newspaper - Buy One Cowboy, Get One Free. I heart Cowboys etc, etc, as Shakespeare used to say to my mum. That would also be cool. And funny. I hope you watch Ugly Betty tomorrow.

Oh, and Sam has created a dong about Snape: Snape’s a barbie girl, he just loves to twirl, it’s fantastic… and then my mind turns blank as to what is next of Samantha’s lyrical genius. Bless him. It is now 10:56. I’m wondering how long this will take you to read, my estimate is not very long. Maybe 4.27 minutes?

Harriet. Me you and Aimz should meet up to celebrate David Tennant’s appearance on Top Gear. I don’t care which house. You guys could come to mine. Yay! Rave! Woah, almost excess ise of exclamation marks there! Have to be careful.

Many people in this hall appear to be dead. Hmm, worrying. Lalalalalalalalalala, there’s no turning back, I’m working nine til five. Oh God! Why is that in my head? Grr. Very annoying. It is now 10:59. How exciting. Some people are actually revising. Shocking. I would like a hedgehog as a pet. Luke gave me the address of somebody who has them but the parentals aren’t too keen. I can see Aimz concentrating hard on her drama exam. People keep walking around and it’s really distracting. Hmph.

I have almost finished my Christmas cake. I just need to put the decorations on. Me and Robert were lazy & have gone for bells - minimal effort required. I have just found the clock is 3 minutes fast so all the times I have given you were wrong by three minutes. OK? Otherwise they ain’t worth diddly-squat, as Leonardo DaVinci used to say.

The time is now 11:12 id I take 3 minutes off that wretched clock. The invigilator came round and read your letter. I was worried she’d report me but she said nothing. Perhaps she thinks me a genius but I doubt it. SHE KEEPS WALKING PAST! It’s now 11:15. Hopefully it will be time to go soon. I’m watching the invigilator like a hawk on prozac. I’m convinced that she will report me and I will be behind bars for the rest of my life. Ahh! I want to be free and happy! Oh, God, she’s coming over. Got to go!

Bye!

Love you!

ROSIE

xxxxx

Hello! I realised that it's been over a month since anyone last posted on here, so I thought I should give it a go. We HAVE been keeping up to date (ish) on our individual blogs, so THERE!

We had school photos today for our Yearbook (me and rosie) and we looked awful. My form was told to pretend to be Elephants, whilst Rosie's and other forms had to pretend to be animals like monkeys and tigers. How lame. I think the photographer must have had a screw loose.

I and many of my classmates have got into the institute of our choice for next year, which we are very happy about! :)

The winds have been battering England this past week, and I am well and truly sick of it. Everytime I open the car door, the frame is ripped out of my hands, or closes much harder than I mean it to. Hrm.... I hate the weather here.

I have a moderation for one of my exams on Monday and am getting very scared. At least our group is (sort of) prepared. Our moderator is called Mr Dicks. I mean - COME ON!! I hope his Christian name is not William......

Apparently there are talks about the introduction of a new national day in England to celebrate 'Britishness' (not my word). I quite like the sound of this. I'm not against people migrating here from other countries, but the way we've had to change our entire countries traditions, songs, sayings and behaviour is totally unorthadox. For example, we can't sing "Ba Ba Black Sheep", in case it offends coloured people. WTF???

However, at the moment this also includes an oath of allegience to Queen and country which is ridiculous. That bit may be scrapped, according to Government spokesmen. YAY!

I'm reading CHERUB in reverse order (almost). I read Dark Sun, then The Sleepwalker, then The Fall, and am now on Divine Madness. I know I've missed out Mad Dogs and Man Vs. Beast. I know.

I know.

I think I may join the government - perhaps become the Queen's first mate and Royal Canine Exerciser.... (sophisticated way of saying posh dog walker)

Au revoir!

A xxx

NORWAY!

Am going to Norway tomorrow with Charlie and Aimée and am very excited. Anyway, me, Hattz and Aimz went to Pizza Hut for dinner last noght cause we've got a little tradition that at the end of evrery term or half-term we go get something to eat together. Sadly One-Pint-Pete wasn't there. I MEAN, WHAT DO WE PAY HIM FOR! Well we don't but anyway...

We all somehow got convinced that Mr Dalek was lurking around and when somebody knocked on the window, me and hattz nearly died thinking it was him. Twas however not. I couldn't sleep last night as I was convinved he was levitating outside my window. Too much pepsi, methinks.

And today, I've frantically been trying to get cwk done and get all my skiing stuff ready. i find it really funny, how me, Aimz and Charlies families get ready.

Aimz's family get ready about a week before
Charlie's family maybe get ready a day or two before
My family rush around at the twelfth hour getting everything ready. As I am typing this at 17:31, and were leaving in 12 hours time for LONDON!, we haven't packed. On the plus side I have got some new skiing goggles. I wanted some from this really cool skiing shop but it was CLOSED. So I got some from Blacks instead.

Anyway, I will love you and leave you.


xxxxx

oh. my. god.

this boy is a totally freak. no offence to anyone, but he is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsom99Ds43U

another link is this one to the lyrics to 'I'm blue'. rosie sent me the song last night and now im obsessed with it!!!!

http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk/songs/eiffel-65/europop/blue-(da-ba-dee).php

i had dreams that mr b was outside my window all night and im now getting paranoid. this is because ro and hattie yesterday were convinced that he was watching us......

going to Norway tomorrow!!! Yay!! i can't wait!!

A xxx

"Ah Ah Ah Ah staying at home, staying at home..."

As we're going to Norway on Sunday and we have lots of coursework, me and rosie have stayed off school today to do some coursework. We're talking together on MSN (about hwk obviously) and chat on the phone at break and lunch time. We are working to the school timetable regarding breaks and have been progressing quite well!
We've already been set the work for today, and as its the last day of term, its not going to do any harm.

We're meeting up with hattz later and are going to RAVE!!

I've finally downloaded the new messanger, and finally these things are starting to make sense!
I'm babbling, so i'm gonna go now.

Aur reviour mes aimés petites

A xxxx

P.S. the title is to be sung to the tune of 'Staying alive', with the dodgy hand movement included.

"My goal in life? To make other people unhappy"

A speech by Lupina Crooper on the bitterness of Mr Dalek:

I don’t hate him. I pity him. Not for what he is now, but for what he will someday become. Because when that day comes, he will be old, and sitting in a bashed up chair in some retirement home. And, d’you know what? THEN he’ll be sorry. Because all his nastiness will have come back around and hit him in the face. He’ll be bitter, twisted and alone. And, well, guess what? NO-ONE will care. Isn’t that sad? I think it’s so sad. No-one should get dealt a hand like that in life, but that is what he has given himself. He’s on a mission, alright - not to make other people unhappy, but just himself.

It surely is a masterpiece.

What does "Oissmaigawdissuenicorn" mean?

I don't know either, but someone who goes by that name has left a really BITCHY comment on my blog.

So, as the Mafia, we need to make them an offer that they can't refuse, as it were. Hmm, I've got my revolver all ready in my violin case...

I have noticed

Anyway. I haven't really noticed much over the last couple of days tbh I've been to busy procastinating.


Their's a plate next to me with only jam on it. Cause it slipped out of the Hot Jam Roll. I mean really! What on EARTH do I pay these people for?

Hattz is obsessed with becoming the moon, it's a bit disturbing but I will soldier on anyway, ignoring her weird habits.

Me and Aimz are considering leaving school. I mean, it's just too stressful and quite frankly I have enough pressure at school without Mr Dalek breathing down my neck. Or in this case Hattz's as he tried to give her a detention for not plugging in a Laptop.

The Rebel. I mean really...

Anyway, that's all thats occupying my brain today although I imagine I should be concentrating on my English speaking tomorrow.

But for Christssake, my O,M AND T button aren't working. I have to copy and paste those letters. How in God's name am I supposed to write about The Song Of the Old Mother.


Skillaty.


ding, dang, dooo

x

I just thought...

If you are cool and read my other blog then you will know about the 'babes of 2008' thing I blogged about.

Well, I think we are the cool kids of 2008.



Blates.

You may infact say it is a fat-cat.

WOW!

OMFG! lyk! w00t! OMG!??!?/1?!??!?

Yes. That was my chav impression for the day. Yes, I am available for Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Funerals etc.

Anyway, I went to Coventry today with my muzzer and well, I FOUND POLO'S IN A BAG!

WHAT A FIND! Their I was casually walking along, pretending not to know my muzzer as she had just spend about £15 buying lots of birdfood stuff (She may become a twitcher, I'm a bit scared) becuase she wants to attract more birds to the garden and then I saw a shop where they had POLOS in a bag.

And if you love the Mighty Boosh, you have to love polo's. It's a fact and everything.


Ooh er Missus, I just thought of a new word instead of fact, we should say...fat-cat!

Erm yesh. Genius.

I will hasten to leave before I think of new words and ways to embarass myself. I had to restrain myself from buying a Tardis model kit today.


Ahem.


xxxxxxxxx

Ireland

Heya everyone!

It's midnight....and I'm still up! Yay! I'm in Cork (Ireland) with my family, and we're looking through old pictures which are kinda embarassing to say the least. It's like, "What was I WEARING????". We went to K.C.s, which sells all kindsa junk food, like burgers and kebabs and stuff. If we had them here, Jamie Oliver would have a head fit. I swear. It's AMAZING!

On other points, CONGRATULATIONS!!! to Hattz for gaining a merit certificate today! (I can't remember whether it was 100 or 200, but well done anyway!)

Am absoloutely wreaked now, so goodnight!!

A xxx

Yeah and you know what? I KNOW she's not joking. Hattz, I feel very sorry for you.....I feel your literal pain.

I went to see the SG (old school) panto today. Twas quite good in a weird kinda way. The jokes were obviously lame, but ah well.

I left my phone at school. Idiot.

I saw pics of Hattz when she was at our old school! Adorable as GK in netball!!

My bro comes back from wales tomorrow. Never mind. Twas good while it lasted.

Thank god its nearly the weekend!!

A xxx

OK

Here is how it goes:

I am a Cockney Bitch and also Don Carbonara.

Rosie is a Cockney Pimp and Don Tagliatele.

Aimee is a Cockney Ragamuffin from the streets of Kentish Town, and also runs the Triads.

Adam is a camp hairdresser called Isaac who is a general Mafia bitch and also may be dying of Plymouth Disease.

And... I wasn't at school today. I was savaged by a rabid cat.

The sad truth is that I am only half joking.

WTF??

Just in case your wondering......Me Hattz and Ro decided today that whilst I was a cockney ragamuffin, and Hattz and Rosie were some other types of cockney sluts that i have forgotten. Adam was a gay hairdresser from London and he was called Isaac.

Damn right.

me and rosie wrote hattz a letter during choir which said something like: greetings.........I am the ruler of the mafia, your blates is not!

Ha ha gutted!!

And Aimz says that the triads will get you.

And the Taliban
And the senior prefects
And the lost boys
and the beatles
and the choir
and the daleks
and the mafia
and david's stalker
and Jack and Vera from Corrie

Yeah mate.

Moving on.



I'm going skiing during half term with rosie for a week. Me, my brother AND my dad all have to share ONE small suitcase. That INCLUDES ski jackets and the other bulky stuff. I need that much space for my OWN stuff, eg girly things like straighteners and make up and homework.

I am not ashamed to say that YES i will be a geek and do my coursework on holiday.

I hope everyone enjoyed my post on my own blog. I shall post the majority of it here, as it describes me quite well:





me!. tall. was once blond but am not anymore. sob. shortish hair now. sob. juggles. eragon. peter pan. stravaganza. inkheart. alex rider. wind in the willows. lyra. CHERUB. skiing. lapland. december. hattz. rosie. 134. xmas. chocolate. paranoia. rabbit. sleep. coursework. babysitting. pasta. reading. french. music. sing. dance. be merry. bike. scuba diving. swim. gymnastics. horseriding. teacher. doctor. dt. fittie. Aidan. drama. blue remembered hills. syg. oliver. little shop of horrors. barnum. still can't unicycle. 8 years later. ipod. soli house. cry. emma. smile. affirmation. sob. gcses. dolphin. Ireland. norway. witch. 0s and xs. NARNIA. susan. cadbury's magic elves. les misérables. hot callumn dance. camping. kayakking. wet feet. riverdance. ghd. stardust. 200 merits. thunderbirds. stingray. karate. Bebo. Justine. monty python. mop. S Club 7. Da Vinci Code. sarah. peer mentoring. pizza express. jabberwockey. fleeces. Eucharistic. DoE. Liverpool. masks. egypt. space. Enid Blyton. rings. WWII. Yr 6. St Gregs. Fete. stocks. Caveman. Lourdes. soup. pancakes. Stations. Cross. hot. Tara. Beatrix Potter. Harry. panto. Disney. Orlando. Sims. Shakespeare. Hamlet. Drayton Manor. Touchwood. prom. FRIENDS. E4. Shakeaways. DS lite. Series of Unfortunate Events. Power of 5. Godmother. Laura. manouk. max. cameron. sam. ashley. me.






A xxx

PS. I would S- Noel Fielding, M-David Tennant, and C-Richard Hammond.

U?

We're the Mafia.

Yeah! I have actually got a revolver in a violin case.
Well, it's a water pistol actually, but shut up.

HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD! What the hell?
Aww he was really fit too.

Hmmph. If David or Noel ever died I would be aghast. I would wear all black, and be in a state of constant mourning.

Anyway, bye Mafia pals.

Details....Details

Fine. It's actually his left hand.


Whatever.

I really hope I don't get sued for this. You know.....you start something off but after a bit you start to think "I may actually get killed for this".


Oh yeah, and I found a new game to play.

Shag, Cruise and Marry. Choose 3 people and choose which one you shag, which one you marry and which one you go on a cruise with. Me and hattz did it with Noel Fielding, David Tennant and Richard Hammond.

Hmm guess how that went!

ANDI PETERS. WHAT A LEG-END

Andi with fellow Children's BBC hosts Toby Anstis, Philip Schofield and Andy Crane

Notice in this shot there's no animosity between Crane and Peters (something that would change in later years)

Ahem. Look at the tv host who is on the far left. And now where his right hand is. Ahem.

And poor Andi Peters...that's all I can say

Ooh Matron.

Hello. I think I owe you dudes a post. So this is it.

I sincerely hope that Adam's Plymouth disease has not infected us. (Oo-er).

Saw Hot Calum t'other day, he was filming me. And the rest of the cast of Chicago, but still, I WAS ON THE FRONT ROW SO BASICALLY HE WAS JUST FILMING ME DOING THE DANCE TO "ALL THAT JAZZ".

So don't spoil it.

Jazz shoes really aren't that attractive. Whoever designed them should have given some thought to the fact that one day Hot Calum would talk to me when I was wearing them. Fantastic. My chances of marriage may be ruined now, all because of utilitarian shoes.

Bye dudes, duds and Hot Calums.

Hattie

Be on the bus tomorrow. Me and Aimée have a tradition to discuss with you missus.


xxxxxx

MY TURN!

Sorry, but that post was TOTALLY sick!

HOW??? could she have done that? bleugh!

anyway, I'm going to RF's tonight to discuss skiing. We're going to Norway in Feb, with our families and our friend CY, whose family is also going. Unfortunately, none of the mothers are going because they would probably make fools of themselves. like i'm going to.

Have i mentioned that the only skiing I've done is on a dry-ski slope made of rope?

Anyway....gtg now coz hwk is piling up again and I've got a bacon sarnie waiting!

A xx

Women Jailed For TESTICLE ATTACK

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." (Oh really? I thought it was Terry Brandons....hadn't even noticed it was missing...)

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

I am in no way a violent person Pfft! Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." (I wonder why...)

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand URGH!!! before the friend (What a great friend!)grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones (Their you go mate.....have your testicle back...). Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." Yeah okay! All of us 'non-violent' people go around pulling off testicles

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life." Well....yeah! You pulled off a testicle and put it in your MOUTH! Lots of mouthwash for you M'Dear......

Urgh. Urgh. Urgh.

Hi guys :)

Hope your all fab. You all were when I saw you yesterday. You've probably heard about that BA plane that crashed at Heathrow and I'm really glad that everybody was safe and everything but I also find it really funny that it was actually the co-pilot that landed the plane under such difficult circumstances and his name is Mr Coward.

BAHAHAHA.

Oh and I was bored last night so I made that picture thing at the side but you can see it better on my blog.

xxxxxxxxx

Um.

It is now Aimee's turn.

Yes, I know.

Oh dearie me

I'm really really really really concerned.

"sex drugz ,rock n roll ,,,,,speed . weed n birth control ...shake ur arse. wear are thong ...time 2 party alnight long ....down a shot , drink alot ...ryde a guy u think is hot ...life is great sex is heaven ....we're the babes of "2008""

Dear God. This is what us good ole'teenagers have come too. It's actually quite depressing.

I guess I can't be a babe. I'm gutted. I can't be a 'babe of 2008', I'm going to have to tell my parents that they failed in the upbringing of me.

-I don't have sex
- I don't drink AT ALL (I actually hate the taste)
- I do like a bit of rock and roll though
- Nope. No weed. Unless it counts the one's you pull up in the garden. I don't think they do. GUTTED.
- No birth control
- No thongs
- No partying allnight long. Allthough on New Years Eve, me and Aimée decided to play Laserquest at like half twelve, cause we're er...cool ;)
- No drinking shots
- No drinking alcohol
- No 'ryding a guy who is hot'

I have clearly failed somewhere in my education. The government should be heckled on such matters.

IM FAILING.

Chicago!!

Woo! chicago rehearsals started yesterday! I am HURTING from doing the splits in Cell Block Tango, and I have to speak HUNGARIAN:
HUNYAK (Spoken):
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják,hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltama rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? If we have any Hungarian readers (Rosie speaks Hungarian) please translate for me!

But I don't think anyone reads this thing anymore...

Um. I must take my leave as.... WOW, SHE IS A HUNGARIAN CHAV! LOOK: en itt!!!!!!

Wow, I like her a lot more now.
Toodles (damn it!)

Exactly.


Somehow, having been back at school for only 4 days, I am already exhausted and have aquired a backlog of homework which I swear is grinning at me.











I wish I could just crawl back into my nice warm bed and hibernate until April.......























At least that way I'll miss most of my coursework deadlines.






By way of DT, apparently it has now been confirmed that he is dating Bethan Britton - a blonde tv assistant. He was also voted the sexiest man of 2007!!! wooo!

Also, check this out.....http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=7216563.


How freaky is that???




R and H, we NEED TO TALK.







Anyway I have to go dahlinks, as my homework is now sending me evils which are infuriating me, so I must go and sort it out.






Bye!

A xxx

Ahem

Ahem.


School was not a barrelfull of laughs. Instead was a henious torture trap.

Quite.

Alriiight?

Hey guys, school tomorrow. So that will, I'm sure, be a right ol' laugh for all involved.

Ahem. Yes.

So hopefully we can have a reunion rave on the bus, and annoy EVERYONE, and we can use our fave quote, courtesy of Emilie the Chav in the summer term of '07:

"WILL YOU STOP BEING SO BLOODY WEIRD!".

Some people are so very charming, aren't they.

You guys had better post, or I will send you to Coventry, or hold you in contempt of court, or whatever. Anyway. Toodles.

Damn. I promised myself I would never say that. Ah well, that's all my new years resolutions broken then.

Snow (Part 3)

Unfortunately it did not snow as predicted and eagerly anticipated. However that is a good thing in my eyes. If it snows now, then that means that it will not snow next week, therefore not delaying our return to school.

Damn met office.

I went bowling today and had 4 games with my dad and brother. I won the last game! I came last in the other 3.

I am going to do 2 posts today, one which i was rudely interrupted in the other day, which I am going to finish now (meaning about 5 mins).

We are (hopefully) going to see St Trinian's tomorrow. I don't like Russel Brand. He let a live rat live in his hair for a month. It made a nest and poo-ed all over his head. The idiot didn't even wash his hair during that month for fear that the rat would drown. Eventually the poor thing died.
No wonder.

I have got to do some revision, eat, shower, and go babysitting now.........toodlepip!

mmmmmm........fruitpips*..................

A xxx

* see our individual blogs - about september/october/november time

Snow (part 2)

T'will not snow tomorrow. It never does. I could probably compose a short poem about this. Or I could just swear my tits off.

I have just watched series 1 & 2 of the Mighty Boooooosh...

Yes mate. It is as cold as the arctic tundra. And I would like some soup, soup, a tasty soup... And Noel Fielding is hot. Very much so. Mm hot. Hot Calum hot? Oh baby.

Bye my darlinks.

SNOW!!

we are predicted SNOW tomorrow!

yesss.

now is it actually going to appear?

probably not.,



hmmmmph.

Anyway guys we should all meet up soon?

yes?

Go see St.Trinian's and whatnot.

LOVE;ROSIE

bytheway; by tomorrow I mean Thursday, the third of JANUARY 2008!